★ BREAKING: kurumx’s forehead granted its own postal code ★ ★ Scientists confirm the forehead is visible from the ISS ★ ★ IMAX offers buyout, kurumx declines: “it’s not for sale” ★ ★ Local birds attempt landing, air traffic control notified ★ ★ 4K is not enough resolution. We need 5head. ★ ★ His barber charges by the acre ★ ★ Forehead now has more square footage than his apartment ★
kurumx, and his legendary forehead
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ON AIR
5HEAD 4K
NOW BROADCASTING ON THE SURFACE ITSELF
Follow him (he needs it)
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4satellites in orbit around it
0hairs standing between us and infinity